Did you know that emos can actually fall in love like real people? No? Well it’s true! Emo love is the most intense type of love in the planet. It’s arguably more intense than the Love, Joy and Wonder that Christians feel when they are close to God. In this section I’ll be offering all sorts of tips to those who are in love with an Emo. I’ll be showing you how to stay sane whilst remaining part of the scene.
I will also spend quite a lot of time mercilessly mocking the Emo love scene because if you don’t laugh it you’ll cry. And if you cry then you should automatically be branded an emo.
Definitive Proof That All Emo Tattoos Suck And That You’re Retarded For Even Thinking About Getting One.
As an Emo why in God’s name would you ever want to get a tattoo? To express your individuality? To feel the surging pain of the needles piercing your limbs? Or to just make your body look as unappealing as possible?
In an attempt to find an answer to this question I trawled the internet in [...]
Emo Sucks - More Reasons Why the Emo World and Scene Is Awful
Here are a few more reasons why I hate Emo and why you should hate it too.
Emos are close-minded. If you don’t dress in black then you’re seen as worse than Stallin. Remember you must be closeminded in your open-mindedness and physically attack people who have different opinions than you, especially if they openly reject [...]
Posted in Emo Love | No Comments »>How Can I Get An Emo Boyfriend - The Best Dating Advice Ever
So I’m guessing if you’re reading this you are eager to attract an emo boy into your life. Fair enough. Here are some steps you can take to improve your chances of landing an emo.
Never shave your armpits. According to a recent survey conducted by Richard Dawkins 96% of all emo men are seriously attracted [...]
Posted in Emo Love | No Comments »>Emos Love Nothing But Themselves. It’s True.
The world is full of self absorbed and conceited people. I have known this for years. What is a bit surprising however, is just how many of those self-absorbed people are all Emos! The sheer number is actually quite amazing. Not so much that there mostly self-absorbed and do not care [...]
Posted in Emo Love | No Comments »>‘Cute’ Emo Guys Naked - Oh The Horror
Pete Wentz is full of crap. All of the emo boys I’ve met so far have really lousy bodies. I remember when I first seen my current boyfriend naked I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. It was if his rib cage was trying to escape out of his chest. I couldn’t bring myself [...]
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