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Don’t Kill Emo Kids! Adopt Them Instead and Make Them Take A Shower!

If someone could please assist me with this mission, it would be greatly appreciated. I would really like to work on organizing an adoption agency for all of the Emos of the world. Potential parents with a high tolerance for smell, a large bathroom with plenty of soap and some harsh punishments would be given first priority.

Of course, one of the first tasks that each potential parent would be given is seeing if they are capable of cleaning the Emo properly. In order to pass this mission, it would be required that the Emo emerge in clean, colorful and respectable clothing and there be no smells coming from the Emo. Most potential parents are capable of doing this; however, there are obviously some that are not.

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It would be possible with some work, a lot of soap, and a good supply of showers and clothing to clean the population of Emos from the world in a relatively short period of time. Working together, we can take care of this stinky problem and provide a better life for the Emos, plus a better air quality for everyone else in the world.

3 Responses to “Don’t Kill Emo Kids! Adopt Them Instead and Make Them Take A Shower!”

  1. blahaha Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    lol! that is such a fake picture XD
    I love the HIM poster
    emo’s rn’t greebo’s- get it right

  2. Gabe Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    wtf emos do take a bath dumb ass they do but anyways y did u guys right dis and dat picture is sooooo fake

  3. Anonymous Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    NOT all emos stink

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